Cochise Christmas 2023: Phony Pony, Tour Buses Welcome, Ides of Middlemarch, Animal Husbandry, Bruise the Rooster, We Expect You, Royal Scam, Moby Dick, Fax Crack, Driven by Fear, Warpath, The Last Roundup, Bantam of the Opera, Have You Seen It?, In Water There is Life, Poultry Emulsion, Unmitigated Audacity, In Vino Veritas, Get the Flock Out of Here, Mad Cow Disease, Great Pig in the Sty, The Tombstone Stripper, Ewephoria, Ghosts of the Past, Strassman Memorial Buttress

Cochise Christmas 2023

Routes:

- Cragging at Trad Rock
- Phony Pony (5.10-, 5p)
- Tour Buses Welcome (5.10, 3p)
- Ides of Middlemarch (5.10-, 5-6p)
- Animal Husbandry (5.10, 2p)
- Bruise the Rooster (5.10-, 2p)
- We Expect You (5.9, 4p)
- Royal Scam (5.11-, 5p)
- Moby Dick (5.8, 5-6p)
- Warpath (5.9, 3p), Fax Crack (5.9-, 1p) & Driven by Fear (5.8, 1p)
- Cragging at Rad Rock
- The Last Roundup (5.10+, 6p)
- Bantam of the Opera (5.10+, 2p)
- Have You Seen It? (5.10, 2p)
- In Water There is Life (5.11-, 3p)
- Poultry Emulsion (5.10, 2p)
- Unmitigated Audacity (5.11-, 5p)
- In Vino Veritas (5.11-, 3p)
- Get the Flock Out of Here (5.10+, 5p)
- Mad Cow Disease (5.11-, 5p)
- Great Pig in the Sty (5.11-, 2p)
- The Tombstone Stripper (5.10-, 6p)
- Ewephoria (5.8+, 5p)
- Ghosts of the Past (5.10-, 4p)
- Strassman Memorial Buttress (5.10+, 3p)

The fourth year in a row: Christmas at Cochise. This time to the West Side!

Region: Arizona
Elev: ~5,000-6,500 ft
Rock type: Granite
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Date(s): December 16-30, 2023
Partner(s): Nate Arganbright

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Intro

For Christmas holidays 2020 and 2021 and 2022, Nate and I had climbed at Cochise Stronghold for two weeks (these trip reports are linked at the head of this page). We didn't want these enjoyable trips to end. Up to this point we had climbed primarily on the east side, making the 1 hour drive to the west side only a few times. We felt like we had climbed most of the routes we wanted to climb on the east side, and the west side felt like a giant playground of new routes. So despite our slight sorrow in not returning to our beloved Airbnb on the east side, we booked a nice Airbnb on the west side for the following year (Christmas 2023) and began looking forward to the new adventures to be had. For Christmas 2023, we planned on a full 2 weeks.

When we had first started coming to Cochise, I was working on a PhD at CU Boulder, and enjoyed the very much needed winter break with no pressing duties. But as of this trip report, I am working as a data analyst for a methane gas monitoring company, and my role in monitoring and diagnosing system problems is too essential to take off a full two weeks. So as a compromise I worked out a deal to work for 4 hours a day, split between the early morning and evening on either end of a day of climbing. Fortunately the Airbnb was a great place to work, and I figured working offset the costs a bit and gave a few extra PTO days available for long weekends in the summer.

The weather during our trip was pretty good. It started off warm, with a couple of days in the 70's. We relished climbing in t-shirts. Midway through the trip, we had a couple of days of rain, forcing one complete rest day followed by a 2-pitch day. Then the weather was back to sunny skies, and slightly cooler but still warm temperatures. We managed to climb every day but one during our trip.

Our stats: 14 days of climbing, 23 multipitch routes plus numerous single pitch routes, and 100 pitches (!!) of climbing ranging from 5.8-5.11-. Nate led every single pitch, which is quite impressive. We climbed 7 of the formations: The Sheepshead, The Muttonhead, Mt. Chaktar, Whale Dome, Warpath Dome, Trad Rock, Rad Rock. It was a phenomenal trip to the west side.

We had both Tanya Bok's guidebook and Geir Hundal's guidebook for the area. I really appreciate both of these guidebooks for their wealth of route information and area detail. I highly recommend these books for any trip to the Stronghold. I am aware enough of the underlying controversy that surrounds Cochise route development to know that praising both guidebooks in one sentence would be a local rarity, but alas I am not a local.
The following page gives our itinerary and a nice photo overlay and photos for each of the climbs we did. I had given Nate my extra camera setup, so I included a mix of both his and my photos to give an even more complete tour of our adventures. Combined, we took a trip total of 934 photos (235 of these were Nate's). Nate took lots of great photos.

Enjoy!

Itinerary

Climbs We Did

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One of the original routes on the Sheepshead, this route follows a beautiful major feature splitting the face. Nate and I thought this route was as good as any other 10- on The Sheepshead. The highlight of the day was climbing past a ring-tailed cat chilling out in the crack on Pitch 3.
OUR TIMES: BASE TO TOP: 3:25 DESCENT (TO BARNYARD WALL): 0:15

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Barnyard Wall is a steep tower on the upper west face of The Sheepshead at the very top of the descent gully. Linking a route on the main south face of The Sheepshead with a route on Barnyard Wall on the descent makes for a great day of climbing.

Animal Husbandry: This is the furthese left bolted line on Barnyard Wall. The upper section of this climb are so good they make up for the esthetic distractions at the start. We accidentially climbed this route when we thought we were climbing Bruise the Rooster, but the climbing was surprisingly good for a one-star route and we were glad we climbed it.

Bruise the Rooster: This route climbs a the prominent right-facing corner which leads to the obvious right-leaning seam through excellent rock on the headwall above. Although two pitches, we climbed this as one long 60m pitch to finish off a 10-pitch day of climbing.

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One of the most-climbed lines of the West Stronghold; a must do on anyone's tick list. We had planned to link this route with a second on Whale Dome (Dem Bones, 5.10), but after we weathered some hail and rain on Moby Dick, we decided not to be too greedy on a marginal forecast day.
OUR TIMES: BASE TO TOP: 1:30 DESCENT: 0:30

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Rad Rock is the next fin of rock behind and uphill from Trad Rock. Unlike Trad Rock, this area was established with the "radical" method of the time: top-down rap bolting. The rock here is decent and the routes are well-protected with top anchors, so it is a good place to get in a lot of pitches in short order, especially on a day with a marginal forecast. We managed to get in two pitches before it begain to rain.

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Have You Seen It? - This is a two-pitch, mostly bolted line consisting mostly of face and slab climbing that is worth doing if you are in the area. Also a nice morning warm-up as it gets morning sun (besides for the first 40 feet).

In Water There is Life - The third pitch of this route is the guidebook cover. Gotta climb it!

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After climbing on the Muttonhead, we climbed Poultry Emulsion on Barnyard Wall (Barnyard Wall is a steep tower on the upper west face of The Sheepshead at the very top of the descent gully). This two-pitch route is the longest climb on Barnyard Wall and features good climbing throughout.

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After climbing Mad Cow Disease, we climbed Great Pig in the Sty on Barnyard Wall (Barnyard Wall is a steep tower on the upper west face of The Sheepshead at the very top of the descent gully). This two-pitch route ascends a continuous thin face to an upper headwall of beautiful, exposed stone. On this trip we climbed all five of the 2-pitch routes on Barnyard Wall. All were worth doing, especially to tack a couple of quality pitches onto a Sheepshead climb.

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After climbing The Tombstone Stripper, it was still early in the afternoon and such a splitter day, so we decided a quick lap up Ewephoria was in order. We had climbed this route the previous year and it was worth climbing again. With its moderate grade and generally well-protected climbing, Ewephoria is the most popular route on the Sheepshead. As the guidebook mentions, diverse climbing at a moderate grade on high quality rock make this a must-do route, no matter how hard you climb. 
OUR TIMES: BASE TO TOP: 1:08

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Interesting sidenote about the town of Tombstone, Arizona: The town of Tombstone, Arizona is known for its Wild West history, most notably the gunfight at the OK Corral. On the evening of March 15, 1881, three Cochise County Cowboys attempted to rob a Kinnear & Company stagecoach carrying $26,000 in silver bullion ($788,428 in 2022). Near Drew's Station, just outside Contention City, the stage was attacked. Deputy U.S. Marshal Virgil Earp, with his temporary deputies and brothers Wyatt Earp and Morgan Earp, pursued the Cowboys suspected of the murders. That set off a chain of events that culminated, on October 26, 1881, in a gunfight in a vacant lot near the O.K. Corral, during which the lawmen and Doc Holliday killed Tom McLaury, Frank McLaury, and Billy Clanton.

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