This 5-day trip to Yosemite didn't go quite as planned, but it involved at least a few pitches of awesome Yosemite crack-climbing. The trip began with an attempt of the NIAD ("The Nose in a Day") with my friend John Plotz, a lofty goal based upon John and my success in climbing
The Nose in 3 days the previous summer and our desire to blast up the route in one push without the annoyance of a haulbag. But 2 pitches up the route, doing the math and multiplying our time by 15, we realized that we simply weren't moving quite fast enough for a successful NIAD, so we decided to bail. We salvaged the day by
Cragging at El Capitan Base (First 2 pitches of
The Nose (twice!),
Pine Line, La Cosita Left, La Cosita Right, Little John Left). This included another lap on the first two pitches of The Nose, getting it more dialed for next time....
Not having climbed The Nose as planned, I had energy to spare and a week before my next trip. I decided to stay in Yosemite and look for partners. Peter Jacobs from Boulder, CO found my "partner needed!" note on the Camp 4 message board, and we went to climb
The Moratorium on Schultz's Ridge (5.11b, 3-4 pitches, 350-500'), a route which climbs a giant right-facing corner just below the
East Buttress of El Capitan. Pitch 1 went smoothly and the route was proving to be an awesome climb. But midway up Pitch 2, Peter somehow dislocated his shoulder (it wasn't a fall, so probably overextension in a move). Amazingly, he finished leading the pitch, no small feat since the final few moves are solid 10d climbing on small gear. But that was the end of the climb. Peter and I rapped down and parted ways, but I had enjoyed climbing with him, and hope to someday reconnect some day and climb with him in the future. Also, I need to go back and climb the entirety of
The Moratorium, as the third pitch is supposedly as awesome as the first two and I cannot claim to have climbed the route until I've climbed all of the pitches.
The next day I made plans to climb Super Slide with a gal who I had found on the Camp 4 message board, but she never showed up for our 7am meet-up. So I ran off my frustration by running around the Valley Loop twice, and spent the day reading in a meadow. Not a bad way to spend a day, but reading in a meadow is always more enjoyable after a morning climb.The highlight of the day was confirming the rumor that there is indeed a Starbucks in Yosemite (as of early 2018). My iced coffee Trente hit the spot in the 90° heat.
Just as I was worried that my trip to Yosemite was going to involve hardly any climbing at all, Val Trenev from San Louis Obispo responded to my mountainrproject post, and we met up for a day and a half of fun crack climbing. The first day we did some cragging, spending a few hours in the morning
Cragging at Reed's Pinnacle (
Reed's Direct, Bongs Away Left, Lunatic Fringe, Stone Groove) and a few hours in the evening
Cragging at Church Bowl (
Bishop's Terrace, Church Bowl Lieback, Pole Position). In between, during the heat of the day (it was 100° on the Valley floor!), Val enjoyed an afternoon siesta in the Majestic Yosemite Hotel while I went on the hunt for an elusive wi-fi signal. The next morning Val and I climbed
Super Slide at Royal Arches area (5.9, 5 pitches, 500'); we linked the five pitches into three and the climb took us only a couple of hours, so we were back at the car by mid-morning, before the sun even hit the route. I had a fun time climbing with Val — more than just the climbing, he had so many interesting stories to tell; I wish I could have connected with him a few days earlier!
The following page gives some photos from these 5 days climbs in Yosemite Valley. Even though I didn't climb the long multipitch routes I favor, it was still worth it for a few days of high-quality cragging. I'll be back!